need 5 things from the grocery

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Ok you can only get 5 things form the grocery store ... have to start with the first letter of your first name .... GO...

1. meat
2. mushrooms
3. mustard
4. macaroni
5. mahi mahi
 
GROUND BEEF
GREEN BEANS
GOLDFISH CRACKERS
GRANOLA
GRITS

Or..... Groundhog, great white shark, giraffe….. the list is endless! :)
 
And if you're really lucky and hit the daily double they'll be some extra real tender morsels in the kangaroo pouch, yum.


Digging around in there might present a problem, though......... Those bastards are known for "playing dead".....
 
Digging around in there might present a problem, though......... Those bastards are known for "playing dead".....

So you're saying they act a lot like the human female species. :ROFLMAO:

P.S. What happened to your column on that likable step Dad?
 
So you're saying they act a lot like the human female species. :ROFLMAO:


Not YOUR mom............I'm just sayin'

Oh, wait.............Damn... :oops::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

D'ho!

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1. Morgan (captain)
2. Mary jane (some stores will have it)
3. Meat (any kind you can make jerky with)...basically anything!!!
4. Mushrooms... (Probably not at the store, but you never know).
5. Macaroni (any kind will do)
 

What's funny is wegmans has the rubbers out in the open and you could do self checkout. Walturd has them locked up so you have to get someone. Imagine some hot honey "cumming" to unlock it and you have to tell her the "petite" ones. Talk about a hit to your self esteem. o_O
And NO, not speaking from experience.
 
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