Favorite Movie Quotes...

I know you don't smoke weed, I know this. But it's Friday, you ain't got no job, you ain't got sh!t to do. I'm gonna get you high tonight. - Friday :)
 
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I know you don't smoke weed, I know this. But it's Friday, you ain't got no job, you ain't got sh!t to do. I'm gonna get you high tonight. - Friday :)

"Daaaaayum! You got knocked the f*ck out!!" - Friday
 
"You got to be a stupid M**********R to get fired on your day off!!!"

"You say this is Indo?"
"Smells more like outdo' to me"

Friday
 
"Are you nuts, what's more important than fourteen million bucks?"

"Come around tonight Crap-Game, we'll show you."

Don Rickles and Donald Sutherland in Kelly's Heroes
 
what did you do today?

"I did nothing .. it was everything I thought it could be"
Office space.
 
"Joey, do you ever watch any old gladiator movies" - Airplane. or any line from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
 
"Both of you out pistachio's side" Thunderbolt & Lightfoot [Clint/Beau Bridges]

"Who made that man a gunner!?" Rick Morannis - Spaceballs

I'm pissin' all over my hands...slow down!" Gary Busey, Gumball Ralley

"Whatsa behind me, isa not important" Raoul Julia as he rips off the rearview mirror - Gumball Ralley

"Jules, you give that mutherf__ker $1500 and I'll kill 'em on general principle" Travolta, Pulp

"Where's Sully? I let him go" Arnie
There's lots more...

"He's got a huuuuuuuge cranium" Axe murderer
 
Not from a movie but..........

The "Simpsons" episode where Homer makes a fake contribution to PBS. All sorts of PBS characters are chasing Homer, he ducks into the church. He tells Reverend Lovejoy,

"Their bloodthursty pursuit is made possible by a grant from the Chubb group!"


The "Odd Couple" episode where Felix redecorates the apartment. He has two chairs that are basically big hands. He asks Merna how the chair feels when she is sitting in one.
She says,

"It kinda feels like I'm insured by Allstate."


The "Honeymooners" episode where Ralph tells Norton that Alice's pet name for him was "little buttercup". Norton says,

"You used to be a little cup of butter, now you're a whole tub of lard!"
 
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