Favorite Movie Quotes...

[Geoff87]

"Make a Left Daddy.... Make a Right Daddy.... When I get home I'm gonna punch your Momma in the mouth!...." Sheriff Buford T. Justice- Smokey and the Bandit

So many more.....

 

[cwelk87gn]

I just thought of another one..

"....now I want you to reach in that bag and get my wallet."
"Which wallet is your's?"
"My wallets the one that says "Bad MotherF****r" on it."

Pulp Fiction

 

[OneQuikV6]

Samuel L. Jackson rocks!!

"Ahhh....AK 47! When you absolutely positively gotta kill every Mother Fu**a in the room.....accept no substitutes!"

- Jackie Brown

 

[Black Box]

"Do you suck d*ck?"
"Sir No Sir!"
"Bullsh*t, I'll bet you can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose!"
The Drill Seargent in Full Metal Jacket

"That Lois....she fought like a f*ckin' comanche!"
Christian Slater in Very Bad Things (there was a lot of funny sh*t in this movie)

"It's a 1971 Firebird, the car I've always wanted, and now it's mine." <raises fist into the air in victory> "I RULE!"
Kevin Spacey in American Beauty

 

[cwelk87gn]

Originally posted by Black Box
"Do you suck d*ck?"
"Sir No Sir!"
"Bullsh*t, I'll bet you can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose!"
The Drill Seargent in Full Metal Jacket

Another one from our favorite Drill Sargeant:

"Where you from scumbag?"
"Sir Texas Sir"
"Holy Dogs**t!! Only steers and queers come from Texas and you don't much look like a steer so that kinda narrows it down don't it??"

and

"If God had wanted you on top of that obstacle He would have miracled you a$$ up there!"

and who could forget

"This is my rifle this is my gun, This is for fight and this is for fun!"

Good call on the Full Metal Jacket quotes Blackbox!!

 

[denn454]

"now i've seen it all.
hae you seen a man eat his own head?
no.
well then you haven't seen everything"

"next time you pull that S!!! i'll chop your balls off and stick them up your ass so next time you take a S!!! you get S!!! all over your balls!"

"promise me you'll never die.
you know i can't promise you that
if you promise me you'll never die, i'll make love to you right now
I promise, I will never die."

all from team america!

F* YEAH!

 

[Demon]

From Gone in 60 Seconds (It's on right now...)

"For the next 24 hours, all decision-making privileges have been revoked."

 

[GreatestBuick]

Stephen:That can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man... Alright Father, I'll ask him, If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?

Hamish: Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?

Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God...
Yes Father...
The Almighty says don't change the subject; just answer the focking question. - Braveheart.

 

[OneQuikV6]

"Hell, I lke you Private! You can come over to my house and f*ck my sister!"

---Full Metal Jacket

 

[Mark E.]

"I hate Illinois Nazi's!"

Blues Brothers

 

[Quick6'n'-K.C.]

spaceballs-
"i said comb the desert, comb the desert."

"find anything over there?" "no!"
"how about over here?" "no!" *these guys were using COMBS*

"what about you guys?"
*2 guys using a pic*
WE AINT FOUND SH!T!!

Whats the combination 1...2....3....4.....5.... HEY....
if you saw the movie, you know the line
BW

 

[86brick]

Tough guy.....

-Casino

"I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see ya and uh if you don't have my money for me I'll crack your f_cking head wide open in front of everybody in the bank! And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail hopefully you'll be coming out of your coma and guess what? I'll split your f_cking head open again! Cause I'm f_cking stupid! I don't give a f_ck about jail! That's my business that's what I do."

-Joe Pesci as Nicky Santoro

 

[mjdwyer23]

It's powdered sugar sir... it's delicious.

Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen
Carla was the prom queen.

 

[Little6pack]

The Longest Yard (1974)

Samson: I think I broke his fukin' neck!
Announcer: I think he broke his fukin' neck!
Team doctor: One side, one side.
[Examines injured player]
Team doctor: Get the ambulance! I think he broke his fukin' neck.
Samson: See! I told you I broke his fukin' neck!
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Days of Thunder:

Hit The Pace car

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TV Shows: Apprentice= YOUR FIRED!

 

[JoeNational]

"F*ck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-a$$, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist a$$holes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish a$$!"

Monty Brogan (25th hour) this is just part of the F-U speech he made.

 

[Black Box]

Originally posted by JoeNational
"F*ck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-a$$, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist a$$holes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish a$$!"

Monty Brogan (25th hour) this is just part of the F-U speech he made.

That whole speech was quotable! Good one!

LMAO at all these quotes

 

[2quiktocare]

"does that thing have a face on it?"
"no,,,,,,,,,,,, but it will soon!!!!!!!!!"

Tom Arnold and his trophy wife in Soul Plane.

 

[Floydsbuick]

"Whatta you gonna do, shot all of us?" "No........just you"


Stand By Me

 

[GNflyby]

Sarah Conner... Yes... (Boom boom)! - Terminator.

 

[YouLikeThat]

"to all my friends" Mickey Rourke in Bar Fly
"cop **** his pants" "the took my thumb"Eric Roberts in the pope of greenwich village
If you have seen the movies you know what I mean.