Confucius Say....

[vicious6]

Confucius Says!
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Man who run in
Front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind
Car get exhausted.
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Man with one
Chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch butt
Should not bite fingernails...
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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.
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War does not
Determine who is right, war determine who is
Left.
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Wife who put
Husband in doghouse soon find him in
Cathouse..
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Man who drive like
Hell, bound to get there.
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Man who live in
Glass house should change clothes in
Basement.
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Man who fish in
Other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.
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[CST 03]

Thats not funny i'm Chinese. J/K


LMAO:biggrin:

 

[John Larkin]

Panties not best thing in life but next to best thing.

 

["Turbo-T"]

Confucius also says..

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot

It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it

A virgin is like a bubble; one prick, all gone!

 

[KevinB]

Man with hole in pocket is happy all day

 

[forcefed3.8's]

Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.

 

[BLACK6PACK]

Man with hole in pocket is happy all day

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

 

[KevinB]

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

I knew I'd screw it up lol.

 

["Turbo-T"]

Confucius also says "Man who fart in church sit in own pew".

 

[vicious6]

Confusius say: Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk.

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

:biggrin:

 

[deezdad]

haha i'm textin some of these to my g/f at work n she's gettin pissed :biggrin:

 

[Justa6]

Man who losses hotel key gets no new key
:biggrin:

 

[Pittsburghkid]

90 year old whore in yellow pages.. oldest trick in book