A man walks into a pawn shop

[seedling]

A man walks into a pawn shop and the first thing he see is a ten inch tall robot playing the piano. He walks over to the clerk and the the clerk offers him a magic lamp. The man rubs it and wishes for a million bucks. Instantly a million ducks start falling from the sky. The man tells the clerk that the lamp is busted. The clerk replies, “I know. How do you think I got a ten inch pianist.”




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[Chuck Leeper]

Haven't seen that one. However, I've seen several girls walk in, and...………...

 

[Jerryl]

Wonder if he voted?

 

[seedling]

Wonder if he voted?

Don’t start that political stuff now! Everybody knows that’ll make the whiney babies get your post deleted, right??




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[Jerryl]

https://turbobuick.com/threads/be-like-bill.460109/#post-3833987

 

[TurboTGuy]

A horse, a goat, a pig, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a priest, a rabbi, a preacher, a guy with a monkey on his shoulder, a chicken, a mushroom and a midget all walk into a bar together..........

Bartender says "What the hell is this,,,,,,, a joke?"

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiPvNvz-LvdAhXLqVQKHe_RCvsQ3ywwAHoECAYQAw&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_NG1yXT6QY&usg=AOvVaw1fiXnusqXLLR-hvcPyqSDO

 

[seedling]

A horse, a goat, a pig, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a priest, a rabbi, a preacher, a guy with a monkey on his shoulder, a chicken, a mushroom and a midget all walk into a bar together..........

Bartender says "What the hell is, a joke?"

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct...=H_NG1yXT6QY&usg=AOvVaw1fiXnusqXLLR-hvcPyqSDO

Oh shame on you!! Did you tell a joke you, you, you, you evil political animal you!!!


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[Frederickdav]

I think I might be offended! I used to be a redhead, before it turned grey.

 

[Frederickdav]

Don't know how it doubled

 

[seedling]

I think I might be offended! I used to be a redhead, before it turned grey.

Lol! Nowadays even the guys can be whatever color they want!!


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