This is a ripe subject. Generally, people are my pet peeve.
These are best read in the voice of comedian Lewis Black.
More specifically:
1. People who to to the self checkout and decide that they want try this new-fangled technology out with a full cart and a huge line behind them! And they have no idea how to work the machine!
2. People who write checks at the grocery store. It's 20 F'n 17 for Chissake!
3. People who stand in line while all their stuff is being rung up and then after it's all rung up start to fumble about looking for their checkbook! Really?!?! It's a surprise that you need to give the cashier money? Come on...
4. People who have zero consideration for others. IF you want to drive slow, by all means please help yourself; just get the flock out of my way. I have places to go and things to do. (Same for slow walkers or aisle hogs. Move to the side so others can get around you!~!)
5. Stupid people. This generally covers most people. (especially millennials- don't even get me started down than road)- however, there's a surprising amount of old idiots as well. Makes me wonder how they've managed to get through life for so long.
6. Script readers. You know these people. The ones at the other end of the "customer service line". Can't think outside of the box and can only repeat the script in front of them.
7. Dishonest mechanics- I know some of the stuff is complicated and there's overhead, etc... But it really chaps my ass when I hear these guys quote astronomical prices for stuff that people may not even need. I see lots of folks get reamed and it seems that mechanics could still make money, but not be beating people for every last nickel.
8. People with the Champagne taste and beer budget who want to inquire about whatever you may be selling and then tell you how you should sell it to them cheaper since they can find it cheaper (even though your item may be better)...
9. People who walk their dogs and don't clean up after them
10. People who are cruel to their pets and often their children
11. People who are bad parents to their children (letting them roam around unattended, some throwing tantrums with no correction...)
12. People who are slobs. Whether in their appearance, in their work, or even at home- people are amazingly disgusting sometimes.
13. People who text and drive - I always lay into the horn and scare the crap out of them...
14. People who drive and really should never have gotten a license in the first place
15. People in those giant vehicles that they somehow cannot seem to maneuver. Buy a smaller truck dummy or learn how to drive it!
16. People who are contrary as a matter of course (I know a guy who- if I gave him a free sandwich, he'd find a reason to complain about it)
17. People who need to be on facebook all the time. WTF?
18. Speaking to someone and they continue to look at their phone
19. People who are discourteous of others. For example, if you've gotten sweaty, haven't bathed or brushed your teeth please don't get so close. It's nasty. Be mindful. Other people breath the same air.
20. People who are on twitter and whatever new thing is on their phone. Really. No once gives a flock about what you ate for lunch today!
I could go on and on. I may at a later time. I guess this is a good place to start.
Great topic. I could complain for hours!~
