Practical Jokes

[GOT JCE]

I have a few guys at work who I mess with when I'm bored. Today I walked out to my truck and found my passenger side mirror pushed back against the glass. I pushed it back out and a cupcake slid down the mirror,fell off and slid down the passenger door. Last week somebody put an 18" long zip tie around my driveshaft so when I left all you hear is this horrible sound comming from the tranny. That was funny. Now I would like to pay them back. Anyone have any suggestions? Now I don't want to get arrested or anything but I am looking for something funny to get them back. One of the guys has access to dead animals(he's a farmer) so I don't want to get out of hand. I have found dead birds in my register,giant turkey legs rolled up in my newspaper and a cows placenta mailed to me. I know some of you guys are pretty sick basta#$@ so let me know what you come up with. Thanks, AJ

[KILL4PEACEUSMC]

Shove some lunch meat up the front seat springs, will not work right away, but they will never find the smell or the sorce. Did it to an MP's car in the Marines and they never drove Ol #367 for a very long time.........

[DragulaGN]

If you know some one that cuts vinyl decals...have them cut one that says some thing like gay and proud.. or honk if your gay.. or something along them lines. Put it on the back bumper and watch the laughs. I did this to the guy that was bangin my ex wife!

[Madcat455]

Depending on the vehicle... and how much access you have to it.

We used to rig up the horn, winshield washer pump, etc. to run when the headlights or turnsiglans were applied

If you're really up to it, one guy in my HS hooked up the horn to the brake switch.


And there's allways the KY jelly under the door handle (works great on Gbody handles).

Write nasty words on the windows with RainX... they'll only see it when it rains and it's a PITA to get off.

AHHH... the good 'ol days.

[RatFink]

Originally Posted by KILL4PEACEUSMC

Shove some lunch meat up the front seat springs, will not work right away, but they will never find the smell or the sorce. Did it to an MP's car in the Marines and they never drove Ol #367 for a very long time.........

That's a good one, I would add to it the use of the peelings off of shrimp, the uncooked kind, or any kind of shell from seafood. That stuff will get rank in no time. In this heat, it'll be nasty in a few hours.

[Madcat455]

OH... I thought of another good one.

Go to your local tire store, see if they'll give you a couple of strips of Tape weight. Can't remember if they're 3 or 6oz strips... depends on the store I guess.

Slap that on the inside of one of their wheels.

[turbofish38]

On the subject of dead animals...Many years ago I worked with a group of jokers. There was one guy in the shop everybody could pick on. He was slow thinking and had no sense of humor. Anyway one of the guys shot a racoon. Not the cute Bandit looking ones but some old 40 pound dark buck. He put it in his freezer. Had it sitting in there for a couple of weeks. And he had it posed like it was crazy standing on all fours with his teeth showing. So he brings it in and leaves it in the retards bay with a dog collar and chain leash. The guy comes in a says what's that? Oh that's Tim's dog they say. Well what's it doing here? It stayed there all day and since it was frozen it took about 10 hours or so before it started to stink. Not once did the guy acknowledge it wasn't a dog.

Usually the only thing anybody does now is put porn on some bodies monitor as a screen saver.

[Madcat455]

Have to ask...

Are these "Good natured" jokes between friends???

Ore are they dirty tricks being played by A holes just to F with you??

Cause... the if it's the 2nd.... that's a whole different "Bag of tricks"

[topfuel]

These are more on the "good natured" side.

We used to smear anti-seize on the earpiece of the phone and tell
people they had a phone call on hold. When they put the phone to their
ear they got a big silver ring around their ear. Let em walk around all day
with it, and call him "tin man". He won't have a clue what you're talking
about. The stuff is nasty to clean off too. lol

The other good one was an exhaust whistle. I can't remember where I
got from but you would shove this whistle thing up the tailpipe and every
time they step on the gas the car whistles. I almost peed my pants a few
times listening to people pulling out of the parking lot, fffffwwwweeewwww.

One guy was convinced he needed a new exhaust system, and one guy
actually brought his car to the shop complaining about the whistling noise.
Too funny!

[turboG]

If you're feeling real energetic....go out to their vehicle during break and jack up the drive axle and place some wood blocks under it so their tires are like 1/2" off the ground. Then when shift is over and everybody's in a mad rush to leave, they come out, get in their vehicle and the tires just spin while everyone else is driving off. Thats classic.

[turboG]

Also saw someone take a certain someone's hardhat and unroll the headband and put blueing or anti-seize on the inside of it and fold it back over. Its a NASTY mess when they started sweating and blueing or anti-seize is running down their forehead. You'll kinda need to keep this one to yourself as it makes them very, very pissed off. Its a little extreme, but I suppose drastic times call for drastic measures.

[imjoesnuffy]

Good reading too!

***2008 TOTY Nominee*** Annoy-A-Tron deployed, hilarity follows.... - evolutionm.net

What type of work environment is it? Office, shop, outdoors, need more info to be effective.

Cayenne pepper/itch powder on an office chair over time will really tear that @$$ up.

[87Regal3.8SFI]

Pull an Axel Foley on them....shove some banannas up their tail pipe.

At our shop I've zip tied people's hats and coffee mugs to the chain for the garage door opener when the motor doesn't work. Then with the chain disengaged just pull on it until the stuff goes up to the top. It's funny watching people look for their stuff when it's zip tied and up towards the ceiling.

The PC screen savers are also a good one. Best ones to use would be your choice of David Hasselhoff, Eric Estrada, or Rowan Akinson.

[klrv6]

Originally Posted by DragulaGN

If you know some one that cuts vinyl decals...have them cut one that says some thing like gay and proud.. or honk if your gay.. or something along them lines. Put it on the back bumper and watch the laughs. I did this to the guy that was bangin my ex wife!

HMMM...Like this one I found on a car when I took my family out to a local pizza joint?