You Know You Drive A Turbo Buick When...

You start the engine and a smile cannot be held back.

Finish the title sentence

There is constantly an oil spot under it no matter how good of gaskets or how much silicone you use.

you beat me to that one

your clocked doing a burn-out at 60 mph

That mustang racing next to you suddenly appears in your rear veiw mirror .

people tell you they upgraded to a 9 PSI pulley and you wonder why anybody would only run 9PSI

You start the engine and a smile cannot be held back.

Because it finally started.

~JM~

Every time you let off the gas you push the recall button..........

...no one wants to race you anymore.

You let off the gas pedal and people think your car broke when they hear the horse sneeze!

there are some sort of Buick parts in the garage, basement and bedroom.

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Your kill to loss ratio is over 200 to 1.

Damn Lamborghini Mercielago got the jump on me.
http://www.turbobuick.com/forums/threads/just-ran-a-lambo-murcielago.227115/#post-1649568

Mike Barnard

the car spends more time with the hood open than closed.

...you spend more time fixing it than driving it

you are constantly telling people "its not a Monte Carlo"

you're asked if that's "the one with the twin turbo."

You stay stuck on Turbobuick.com trying to figure out why you have Knock ...

You can't put gas in the thing without at least one person walking over and having a conversation about it.

When the cops pull u over and dont kno what kind of car is it. (no is not a monte carlo oficer.)