Looking for Mohamed.........

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A Moslem has died and arrives in Heaven-


He is very excited as, all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet

Mohammed.


Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.


'Are you Mohammed?' he asks


'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up'


And he points him to a ladder that rises into the clouds


Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbed the

ladder in great strides.


He meets another bearded man.


Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'


'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher up still'


Mohammed higher than Moses! The poor man can hardly contain his

delight and climbs a nd climbs, ever higher.


Once again, he meets a man with a beard and repeats his ques tion:


'Are you Mohammed?'


'No, I am Jesus. Mohammed is higher still'


Exhausted but with heart full of joy, he continues to climb the ladder

and, yet again, he meets a man with a beard.


'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now totally out of breath from all his climbing.


'No, my son. I am GOD. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?'


'Yes please, my Lord'


GOD looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out:


'Mohammed, two coffees please'

[Weester]

Any Christian jokes?????

Jesus Saves......................Moses Invests