I Have Decided To Become A Write-in Candidate

[Weester]

(1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the official language, speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two-year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude--NO imports, NO exports. We will use the 'Walmart' policy 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. “If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't getting nuttin out.” Neither the president nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40-hour school week, the successful completion of urinalysis, and a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There are no more life sentences, if convicted you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim, gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed--wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease. The saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund. Each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

[leophious]

you promise not to flip on any of these issues? if you lie to us ,we use your method ( cut your mouth out ). the second time you lie we cut a little lower.

[henschman]

number 10 is a great idea! everything else is a major violation of people's rights, and would be either unconstitutional or disastrous. imho.

[BLACK6PACK]

#2 and #3 are a little sketchy. #4 I think you could get plenty of volunteers. #7 - let them dope up. Its their body. If I'm paying $100 for a pro ticket, I want to see stuff normal people can't do!

#10 sounds pretty good. We're in the computer age now, we should be able to vote on topics, have a retinal eye scanner on our computers to verify who we are, and have a nationwide consensus in just a few minutes.

[Weester]

Originally Posted by henschman

number 10 is a great idea! everything else is a major violation of people's rights, and would be either unconstitutional or disastrous. imho.

Unconstitutional???

When has that ever stopped our government???

[Black Power]

Well hell. Go ahead and give me your name so I can write you in. If you win, but screw up and flip flop I am gonna be pissed.

[Gothmog]

Originally Posted by Black Power

Well hell. Go ahead and give me your name so I can write you in. If you win, but screw up and flip flop I am gonna be pissed.

Just write Weester, they'll know who you mean

[BoostedEvIL]

[quote=Weester;1952168](1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the official language, speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.





That will get you shot.

[Black Power]

Originally Posted by Gothmog

Just write Weester, they'll know who you mean

Ok, I am gonna try this...

[quote=BoostedEvIL;1952363]

Originally Posted by Weester

(1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the official language, speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.





That will get you shot.

Only if someone invents a gun that shoots knives.

What is so wrong about English being the official language? What is wrong with not shooting at SOUTHBOUND aliens?

[notacarlo]

I'm a binge drinker and have a gun....can I be your VP?



Just kiddin' about the gun.

[Weester]

Originally Posted by notacarlo

I'm a binge drinker and have a gun....can I be your VP?



Just kiddin' about the gun.

Sure, you can be my "Dick Cheney", just dont take any of my friends hunting................ LMAO!

[Black Power]

Originally Posted by Weester

Sure, you can be my "Dick Cheney", just dont take any of my friends hunting................ LMAO!

He's going to take YOU hunting

[Weester]

Originally Posted by Black Power

He's going to take YOU hunting

Oooooooooooooo, I'm scared....................

[Weester]

The Campaign is going like gangbusters!!!

Welcome to The The Weester for President WebSite

[IEATV8S]

Originally Posted by Weester

The Campaign is going like gangbusters!!!

Welcome to The The Weester for President WebSite

That site has been going around for weeks now, why not get CURRENT?

[Weester]

Originally Posted by IEATV8S

That site has been going around for weeks now, why not get CURRENT?

Whats the matter Mr. Log Cabin Republican, lose your sense of humor, too???

[IEATV8S]

Originally Posted by Weester

Whats the matter Mr. Log Cabin Republican, lose your sense of humor, too???

No gay blade, but how many times do you have to see it before it's OLD and STALE like you are?