The lighter side of John McCain

[Weester]

I sure hope he wins!!! We need a man in the White House with a genuine sense of humor!!!



Ever hear that joke about waterboarding? How about the one about killing Iranians? And why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?

If you aren't familiar with those witty japes, then you've missed out on John McCain's lighter side. Rooted in a time before there was political correctness, and before there was the "South Park" backlash against political correctness, McCain's wisecracking persona is cutting at times, self-deprecating at others, and always amused by the political process swirling around him. Even in his pursuit of the White House, the candidate has — sometimes to the dismay of his handlers — managed to keep his sense of humor.

As he campaigns through the densest media thicket in American history, it's become clear that McCain hasn't acquired the layer of polish that produced, for instance, Ronald Reagan's gentle, oft-repeated jokes and Bill Clinton's colorful, folksy yarns.

"Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, 'Where is that marvelous ape?'

or

""Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?" he asked guests at a Senate Republican fundraiser. "Because her father is Janet Reno."


ROTFL


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McLame supports don't have a problem with those jokes.

[Weester]

"McLame supports don't have a problem with those jokes."

Hey, I'm a McCain supporter!!!! Nothing wrong with Politically Incorrect!!!

Americans have become overly sensitive and dont know how to take a joke!!!
Many of the "tightie whitie righties" on this board are a perfect example of this. And then there are the libs with absolutely no sense of humor, ie: N.O.W.

Laughter keeps ya young!!!

[V8Assassin]

The other day the plane that Barack Obama was on had some mechanical difficulties and was forced to land. Well, the National Transportation Safety Board did an inspection on the plane, and you know what they found? The bolts on the plane were fine, but apparently Jesse Jackson had taken some of the nuts off." --Jay Leno


"Barack Obama is campaigning very hard, going everywhere these days to get the vote out. Barack Obama's staff recently announced that Barack is planning to hold a campaign event at a NASCAR race. Yeah. The event will be called 'Meet your first black guy.'" --Conan O'Brien

"You know. People really like Barack Obama because he's an inspirational speaker. But he was not the first one -- I was checking my presidential history -- he was not the first candidate to use the phrase 'Yes we can!' Bill Clinton frequently used that on interns." --David Letterman

"Both McCain and Senator Barack Obama are trying to woo voters who are outside their natural demographic. In this election, for Senator Obama, that means trying to reach working class, non-Muslim white women who love America." --Jon Stewart

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[Weester]

The alkys at it again................................boring!!!!

This post is about McCains sense of Humor not IEATS personal vindetta against Obama.

McCain sees humor in jokes, our resident alky is full of hate and rage......

Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!

[slow87]

Any joke pointed towards politicos is ok in my book.

[IEATV8S]

Originally Posted by Weester

The alkys at it again................................boring!!!!

This post is about McCains sense of Humor not IEATS personal vindetta against Obama.

McCain sees humor in jokes, our resident alky is full of hate and rage......

Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!

Now, Mr. NAVY SEAL, and Iraq War Veteran, Political humor is all around The Obomanation! You can't talk about McLame (aren't you still voting for him, even when he's NOT supporting GAYS?), without B.Hussein!

[Weester]

"You can't talk about McLame (aren't you still voting for him, even when he's NOT supporting GAYS?), without B.Hussein! "

The gays??? You mean, your homies in QUEENS???? ROTFL

I support Mr. Mccain on all issues....................

[IEATV8S]

Originally Posted by Weester

"You can't talk about McLame (aren't you still voting for him, even when he's NOT supporting GAYS?), without B.Hussein! "

The gays??? You mean, your homies in QUEENS???? ROTFL

I support Mr. Mccain on all issues....................

Then perhaps you should post a few anti-NObama posts!

Seems all you do is side with the socialist!