The TRUTH about Barack Obama!!!!!111oneoneeleven

[nero]

A lot of credulous people here... thought I'd add some levity. Sheesh, read people!

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The Truth About Barack Obama
Rumors the Obama campaign shouldn't try to correct.
By Christopher Beam
Posted Tuesday, June 17, 2008, at 5:47 PM ET


The Barack Obama presidential campaign introduced a new site last week, FightTheSmears.com, that it hopes will debunk persistent myths about the senator: that he's a Muslim, that he won't say the Pledge of Allegiance, etc. As we have argued before, restating the myths often reinforces them, no matter how persuasively they've been refuted.

Rather than restate untruths about Obama, the campaign would do better to start some rumors of its own. Here's a template e-mail the Obama campaign might consider disseminating.

From: [Redacted]
To: [Redacted]
Subject: WHO IS BARACK OBAMA?

There are many things people do not know about BARACK OBAMA. It is every American's duty to read this message and pass it along to all of their friends and loved ones.

Barack Obama wears a FLAG PIN at all times. Even in the shower.

Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an American flag. He also ends every sentence by saying, "WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL." Click here for video of Obama quietly mouthing the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE in his sleep.

A tape exists of Michelle Obama saying the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE at a conference on PATRIOTISM.

Every weekend, Barack and Michelle take their daughters HUNTING.

Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART at all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which is almost never because he is STRONG.

Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It's upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.

There's only one artist on Barack Obama's iPod: FRANCIS SCOTT KEY.

Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book is the BIBLE, which he has memorized. His name means HE WHO LOVES JESUS in the ancient language of Aramaic. He is PROUD that Jesus was an American.

Barack Obama goes to church every morning. He goes to church every afternoon. He goes to church every evening. He is IN CHURCH RIGHT NOW.

Barack Obama's new airplane includes a conference room, a kitchen, and a MEGACHURCH.

Barack Obama's skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL.

Barack Obama buys AMERICAN STUFF. He owns a FORD, a BASEBALL TEAM, and a COMPUTER HE BUILT HIMSELF FROM AMERICAN PARTS. He travels mostly by FORKLIFT.

Barack Obama says that Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because they are AWESOME.

Christopher Beam is a Slate political reporter.

Article URL: Rumors Barack Obama's campaign shouldn't try to correct. - By Christopher Beam - Slate Magazine



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What's the latest and greatest? Attacking Obama (the Democratic candidate) on foreign policy. FOREIGN POLICY?!?!? From the camp that wants to continue the war in Iraq, which not only most Americans are coming around on, but the world knows is as disastrous as it was stupid to get into. Experience? Since when did this become a prerequisite for a viable candidate? Lincoln didn't have much experience, JFK didn't... they were GREAT presidents with the former leading the country through a Civil War. The founding fathers were, by and large, students of HISTORY!!! As Ben Franklin said, to paraphrase, those that are willing to surrender a few essential liberties in the name of freedom deserve neither. What's at stack in 08? Due process and right to privacy in exchange for (as the Repubs would have you believe) security from TERRORISM.

Listening to fox news is tantamount to watching Fear Factor.

I would write more, but I have more fun things to do like massage my scrotum with sand paper.

[IEATV8S]

Nero, good find, but be prepared for all the limp wrist, homosexual liberals to start complaining about this, AND YOU!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!

[nero]

It's a joke against the stupid, fallacious emails that the credulous and/or archie bunkers of America buy into. Trust me, I'm not into McCain's insane azz. Obama thinks and that's something I haven't seen on a grand scale since Carl Sagan.

[IEATV8S]

Originally Posted by nero

It's a joke against the stupid, fallacious emails that the credulous and/or archie bunkers of America buy into. Trust me, I'm not into McCain's insane azz. Obama thinks and that's something I haven't seen on a grand scale since Carl Sagan.

Yup, you fooled me. I especially like the comparison to Sagan!

I'm sure Carl talked just like this!

YouTube Video

[nero]

Don't try to save yourself. I made an allusion of two people that think, not their speaking ability--and fwiw Obama's and, yes, Sagan's is leagues ahead of yours or I.


Reading comprehension: 1
You: 0

[IEATV8S]

Originally Posted by nero

Don't try to save yourself. I made an allusion of two people that think, not their speaking ability--and fwiw Obama's and, yes, Sagan's is leagues ahead of yours or I.


Reading comprehension: 1
You: 0

Sagan, yes, Obama, is a dummy with Brzezinski hand up his ass, pulling his strings!

If I stood close enough to you, I could hear the ocean!

[Gothmog]

Originally Posted by IEATV8S

, Obama, is a dummy ...!

He's NO dummy...I bet you cant tell when he's delivering a prepared speech or delivering a speech off the cuff...He thinks on his feet and delivers..
He's very bright!

[IEATV8S]

Originally Posted by Gothmog

He's NO dummy...I bet you cant tell when he's delivering a prepared speech or delivering a speech off the cuff...He thinks on his feet and delivers..
He's very bright!

How many times do you have to see that UH, Uh, UH video?

[nero]

In your sig, that guy Obama has his arm around is a former Marine.

[IEATV8S]

Originally Posted by nero

In your sig, that guy Obama has his arm around is a former Marine.

That's nice. What branch of service was Obama in?

[nero]

Originally Posted by IEATV8S

That's nice. What branch of service was Obama in?

That's relevant to what?

[IEATV8S]

Originally Posted by nero

That's relevant to what?

About as much as Wright being a former 6 year marine Veteran!

[nero]

Doubtful. Wright's former military service underscores how baseless the labeling of him being Anti American by the credulous and spin doctors. Barack's lack of military service is about as relevant as the cat taking a leak outside my window.

[IEATV8S]

Originally Posted by nero

Doubtful. Wright's former military service underscores how baseless the labeling of him being Anti American by the credulous and spin doctors. Barack's lack of military service is about as relevant as the cat taking a leak outside my window.

Yes, remind me about Aaron Burr, he was a military man also!

Keep your window shut, wouldn't want you to get wet.

[UNGN]

Originally Posted by Gothmog

He's very bright!

And Clean, too.

At least that is what Joe Biden says. I don't know, personally.

[UNGN]

Originally Posted by nero

Doubtful. Wright's former military service underscores how baseless the labeling of him being Anti American by the credulous and spin doctors. Barack's lack of military service is about as relevant as the cat taking a leak outside my window.

Wright was a chaplain and gofer in the Marines.

Oh, so this year, military experience doesn't matter. That isn't what the Dems told us in 2004, when Bush was "Awol" and John Kerry served 2 tours in Viet Nam (Ok, he was there three months, but who's counting)

[Weester]

I wonder how many republicans will move back to Germany if Obama becomes President?

[salvageV6]

Probably the same number as the lying lefties that went to France when PRESIDENT BUSH WON HIS TWO ELECTIONS!!!!

allusion is a big word eh?

Looked more like an illusion to me.