'The Louisiana Refund'

[weester87]

BATON ROUGE, LA. - The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11,250,000.

"This is a bold step forward for America," said Bush. "And America will be stronger and better as a result. I stand here today in unity with French Prime Minister Jack Sharaq, who was so kind to accept my offer of Louisiana in exchange for 25 million dollars cash."

The state, ravaged by Hurricane Katrina, will cost hundreds of billions of dollars to rebuild.

"Jack understands full well that this one's a 'fixer upper,'" said Bush. "He and the French people are quite prepared to pump out all that water, and make Louisiana a decent place to live again. And they've got a lot of work to do. But Jack's assured me, if it's not right, they're going to fix it."

The move has been met with incredulity from the beleaguered residents of Louisiana.

"Shuba-pie!" said New Orleans resident Willis Babineaux. "Frafer-perly yum kom drabby sham!"

However, President Bush's decision has been widely lauded by Republicans.

"This is an unexpected but brilliant move by the President," said Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist. "Instead of spending billions and billions, and billions of dollars rebuilding the state of Louisiana, we've just made 25 million dollars in pure profit."

"This is indeed a smart move," commented Fox News analyst Brit Hume. "Not only have we stopped the flooding in our own budget, we've made money on the deal. Plus, when the god-awful French are done fixing it up, we can easily invade and take it back again."

The money gained from 'The Louisiana Refund' is expected to be immediately pumped into the rebuilding of Iraq.

[VernLee]

Weester- are you just bored, or are you really a num-nuts

[2quiktocare]

I got that e-mail this morning myself wee one. Too funny, but you needed the pic of Bush and Jacque shaking hands on the deal. As far fetched as it all seems, it is probably close to the truth as to how the whole deal would go down.

[weester87]

H-U-M-O-R........................

[bruce]

Originally Posted by weester87

H-U-M-O-R........................

But, if you were more honestly, you'd admit, it's just more of an expression of your contempt, and hatred of America.
For something to be funny, first means it should have some humor within it. Not to mention that your original posting, is stated as such that most of it is actually lies. But, we've seen how you lack to be able to tell the difference between the truth and lies, with how you so often post lies, and half truths.

[tc86gn]

wait till they have another earthquake in california.

[weester87]

"wait till they have another earthquake in california"

Its coming...Glad I'm in San Diego...............