Illegal Immigrants Poem

[Drew L]

I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.




Nice man treat me
good in there,
! Say I need to
see welfare.




Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."




Welfare checks, !
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!



By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.




Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks




They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!


Fourteen families,
they moving in, But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.




Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,

"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.




Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!




Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.



We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.




Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.



We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.



If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.

[Red Regal T]

Some liberal will surely point out that it's not politically correct.

[BlownZ]

Originally Posted by Red Regal T

Some liberal will surely point out that it's not politically correct.

Yeah but it's funny.

Unfortunately it's true too.

[Robbie-87plz]

We've no one to blame but ourselves. Change starts with us. Unfortunately, it's not only the Pakistanis, but also the Hmong, Blacks, and other "refugees" scramming for political asylum. So, in essence, whatever...

[ThikStik]

I urge all to become members of numbersusa.com. It is a great site that sends automatic updates on the bizarre actions of congress that promote illegal immigration. It sends suggested faxes that can be clicked on and sent to your senator when a stupid law is about to be voted on. You wouldnt believe what your gov does to encourage legal and illegal immigration. This country will never be the same, even if it all stopped right now.

[ThikStik]

Here it is-http://www.numbersusa.com/index.

[Robbie-87plz]

I appreciate America being the land of the free and home of the brave... I myself am a transplant. But I've never asked for anything in my life from the govt.
I have asked alot of Geoff, Jackson and the other TR guys here in Hawaii...
So screw it, when we start speaking "Somali" or insert favourite ethnic group here, then we'll get the message. Funny how the liberals are giving away their aholes so that they can sh-t through their ribs.

[BlownZ]

Where are you from Robbie?

[jshilli1]

Pretty funny. At the same time sad, because its pretty much true.

[Robbie-87plz]

From South America, of East Indian descent. Need a flame jacket smiley now.

[BlownZ]

No flames here.

Where in South America?

[Robbie-87plz]

Formerly Brit. Guiana