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August 12th, 2002, 06:44 PM
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outta space race
Well I got my new turbo today, It's one of doze TE 64,683,288's
so I put it on an go for a test run. I get on it an BANGO! nex ting i knows I'm tru da earts atmosphere an in outta space. So dare I am in outta space mindin' my own beeze wax when who should pull up by me but James T Kirk in his "entaprize" He's lookin at me den like turns to Spock an dare laughin' I knows he's gonna have Scutti floor it. So I'm a little nervous ya knows cause I gotta admit doze 47 foot dual exaust sound pretty friggin mean. So i starts to build boost to aroun' 83,000 psi den BANGO! it's on! well i got da jump on him by about tree car length's probably cause my GN weighs 3,650 wit me in it, an his rig is I guess aroun' 2,250 Metric Tons. Well he gains a little but i'm still like two car length's ahead den suddenly i'm pullin further away! I pass da moon and start shuttin' her down, well doesn't Kirk give me da classic Starship fly-by! friggin sore loser Now i knows some of youse pistonheads are gonna say Hey,Tony, dares no oxygen in outta space youse cant do dat! Well lemme' tell ya goop face ahcordin to my scan tool my o2's were dead friggin on! P.S. I noticed alot of youse Nitto-witts have been wonderin' what ole' Tony Baloni looks like, well I will honor youse wit a link to a picture of da best lookin' man on da planet! But i would advise youse not to let your girlfreind or your wife get a glance cuz they will leave you in a friggin heartbeat, Once they gaze at my handsome mug. Enjoy! http://home.rochester.rr.com/tonybaloni
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http://home.rochester.rr.com/tonybaloni 1987 Buick Grand National: TE-64,683,288 Front, Back And Side Mount Intercoolers, Quadrupal 10" S.S. Exaust (with gutted cat) Plutonium Injection Kit. The Unholy Headers From Hadies!!     
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August 12th, 2002, 08:38 PM
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August 12th, 2002, 10:23 PM
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I must admit, he did get a laugh. Or maybe two...esp. with the homepage.
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Will Driving a truck, working on getting a GN/TTA (until then living vicariously through friends) Obviously you can't hope to take over the world with an army of monkeys, no matter how well you train them to ride tiny motorcycles.* *all monkeys should wear a helmet while trying to conquer the world from their tiny motorcycles
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August 12th, 2002, 10:36 PM
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i wish all our trolls were this entertaining. Welcome to the board man. stick around for a while
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August 13th, 2002, 06:53 AM
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 funny stuffwho is the character in the pic - snl guy?
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***Car is SOLD!***87 GN Secret link to Amazon's best prices, http://committed.to/bestdeals
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August 13th, 2002, 08:41 AM
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Nice job.
By far your best work to date.
Keep them coming dude.
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Jorge P. 1986 GN -->Daily Driver, 168,000 Original Miles High 11's... in both ET and MPG. Shooting for 10's this year "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." Mr. Ziglar
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August 16th, 2002, 02:14 PM
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I havta agree i have seen my fair share of trolls and this one isn't really as much a troll as he is amusement
I like him
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87 GN Mostly stock Tomka Cold Air Kit 160 degree stat Walbro 340 fuel pump w/ Hotwire kit 009 injectors Adjustable Fuel Pressure Regulator RJC Power Plate BFG 235-60-15 Drag Radials Lots 'o' Chrome Art Carr Shift Kit Glass Hood Line Loc Scanmaster 2 Centerline Rims X seat braces underhood braces 3" Single Shot Exhaust lots more stuff coming!! Turbo Buick Queens Chapter 91 Harley Sportser 1200XL Reverse domed pistons Andrews N8 Cams S&S Carb 10.5 to 1 compression Vance and Hines Pipes upgraded sprocket lots of chrome
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August 18th, 2002, 07:04 PM
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Quote:
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August 21st, 2002, 02:32 PM
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It's Tony Clifton's alter ego!!
 But wait...would that make him an alter ego of an alter ego!? 
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Tom 1989 Pontiac Firebird 20th Anniversary Turbo Trans Am #718 T-top/Leather 1995 Nissan Maxima GLE Moonroof/Leather
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