So I tried the 900 number. Yep, sex line...and I do believe it was Jack although he called himself Wanda. I kept trying to get him to talk about camshafts and he kept saying,
"Hey big boy, I LOVE talking about shafts."
So I ended up ordering a new shaft from Wanda. I'd worn the lumps off my old one.
(Thanks 2nassty for the phone number)